Welcome, Peasants
We are all but just an extraordinarily small blip in the eyes of the universe.
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
(via disruptingthesky)
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
(Source: khalessiofpizza, via intheblooms)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
(via somedayscarryon)
